So what's on tap? If Officer Crowley shows up with a sixpack of Negra Modelo, will he be accused of racism by Professor Gates? After all 'negra' might remind someone of 'nigger.' Not long ago the use of the word 'niggardly' cost a man his job because it reminded some fools of 'nigger.' I am not making this up. I wish it were only a bad joke. But it is not, and it shows the depths of liberal-left lunacy. But if Crowley were to contribute a sixpack of Coors, then he would no doubt be a Nazi: the patriarch of the Coors clan rejoiced under the first name, 'Adolph.' And that might remind some fool of Adolf Hiter. In the Leftist Playbook, Hitler is evil incarnate, but Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot are not to be mentioned.
Actually, mixing Negra Modelo with Coors might be just the solution. You'd have your dark and your light blended together, 'integrated' if you will. And therefore dark. Just like Obama: half black, half white, and therefore black. You see, in 'racist America,' where no black person has a chance -- unless he is an Affirmative Action hire at Harvard University, or President, or Secretary of State -- when a person is both black and white, then he is black. The first black president? Black + White = Black? Lefty logic for you.
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