If Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction, then, from a logical point of view, he can get some satisfaction. Logically, a double negative amounts to an affirmative. But we all know what 'can't get no satisfaction' means. It means what 'can't get any satisfaction' means. So what reason do we have to classify the '___can't get no . . .' construction as a double negative? Arguably, 'no' in this construction is not a logical particle signifying negation but an intensifier.
If that is right, then there is nothing illogical (contradictory) about 'I can't get no satisfaction' or 'I ain't got no money.' It is bad English, no doubt, but not in point of illogicality. What makes it ungrammatical is not its being logically contradictory, but its deviation from standard usage where this is the usage of the middle and upper classes. If you say, without irony, 'I ain't got no money,' then you betray your low social status. If you are extremely careful not to make grammatical mistakes then you are probably either low class aspiring to middle class status, middle class, or middle class anxious about class slippage.
Furthermore, if what I am suggesting is right, then 'double negative' is a misnomer. There are not two negation signs in 'I can't get no satisfaction,' only one: the first, the second being an intensifier.
Intensifiers are words like 'very,' 'really,' 'actually, 'extremely,' 'insanely,' and so on. They typically modify an adjective or adverb. 'That book is insanely expensive.' 'She talks extremely fast.' Some border on the oxymoronic: 'She is insanely intelligent.' In the three examples just given the adjective/adverb is genuinely modified by the intensifier. In some cases, however, the modification is wholly redundant. 'What she said is absolutely true' conveys no more than 'What she said is true.' Compare 'What she said is undoubtedly true.' 'Undoubtedly' is an intensifier that adds to the sense of 'true': 'undoubtedly true' convey a different content than 'true.' But 'absolutely true' and 'true' convey the same content.
Many different words can be used as intensifiers. On television a while back a pundit remarked, "John Kerry didn't respond to the Swift Boat ads and it literally sunk his campaign." 'Literally sunk' is nonsense if 'literally' is being used as the antonym of 'figuratively.' Political campaigns, because they do not literally float, cannot be literally sunk. If they are sunk, that is a figure of speech. So, being charitable, I will say that the pundit was using 'literally' as an intensifier. I will not accuse him of not knowing what 'literally' means. Though I shrink from the Wittgensteinian exaggeration that meaning is use, meaning has something to do, a lot to do, with use. Why can't a person use 'literally' as an intensifier? I don't recommend this nonstandard usage of course, being the linguistic prick that I am; but though prickly I also try to be charitable and open-minded.
Catch my drift? A teenage girl says of her mother "She literally had a cow when I told her I was dating Jack." If you point out to the girl that a human being cannot literally have a cow, and she is very bright she might reasonably respond, 'I was using 'literally' as an intensifier, not as the antonym of 'figuratively'."
I suggest that there are wholly redundant modifiers that appear to entail, but do not entail, logical contradictions. I suggest that in 'I can't get no satisfaction' and 'I ain't got no money,' 'no' functions as an intensifier and not as a sign for negation. If that is right, then these examples are not examples of double negatives. An example of a double negative construction is 'It is not uncommon____.' Here it is indeed the case that the two negation signs cancel with a positive upshot. But this is not the case in the ungrammatical 'I don't know nothing,' 'I ain't got no money,' 'I can't get no satisfaction,' and the like.
The following, therefore, is just plain false: "A double negative is the nonstandard usage of two negatives used in the same sentence so that they cancel each other and create a positive." We are also told that 'I don't want nothing' means the same as 'I want something.' That is simply false. It means that same as 'I don't want anything.'
Now what about double affirmatives? Eddy Zemach once commented on a paper I read at the American Philosophical Association. A tough commenter, but a gentleman of the old school. Later he told me and some others a story about Sidney Morgenbesser and John Austin. Austin had claimed in a lecture that although many languages feature double negatives that add up to an affirmative, no language features double affirmatives that amount to a negative. Morgenbesser's brilliant reply came quickly, "Yeah, yeah." To this we might add 'yeah, right,' and 'yeah, sure.' These are genuine double affirmatives that convey a negative meaning.
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