Misheard Maxims

I asked the Gypsy Scholar for more dueling maxims and he gave me a misheard maxim instead:

Absinthe makes the heart go founder

which inspires me to coin:

Abstinence is no mark of a rounder.

We 'need' to compile a list of misheard  lyrics such as 'There's a bathroom on the right,' for "There's a bad moon on the rise," and  'Scuse me while I kiss the guy' for "Scuse me while I kiss the sky."